Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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