You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I love you.
Bad choice
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