Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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