There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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