I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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