He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm really busy with my period
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