that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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