idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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