He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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