Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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