also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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