I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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