She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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