she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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