Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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