Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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