New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The struggles of a small town man whore
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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