When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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