If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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