his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you win again, gameday.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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