She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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