i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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