I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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