dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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