Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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