I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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