I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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