she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My life is pants optional.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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