..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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