I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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