We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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