Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
foreskin is a definite game changer
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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