why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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