Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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