Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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