somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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