Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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