I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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