I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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