super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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