windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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