Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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