why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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