my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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