Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Randomize
