I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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