oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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