He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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