im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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