god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we're making bets on your personal life
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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