She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize