Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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