I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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