Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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